How Should I/We Party?

I have been told by some that every “Party” or “Festivity" Has different levels that should be attained. Lets go through some of these festivity levels and see which one best suits us:

Festivity Level 1: Our guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring our Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the stereo, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres.

Festivity Level 2: Our guests are talking loudly -- sometimes to each other, and sometimes to nobody at all, they are also rearranging our Christmas-tree ornaments, singing I Gotta Be Me around the Stereo - sometimes just in the middle of the room, gulping their drinks and wolfing down hors d'oeuvres.

Festivity Level 3: Our guests are arguing violently with inanimate objects, singing I can't get no satisfaction, gulping down other peoples' drinks, wolfing down Christmas tree ornaments and placing hors d'oeuvres in the Stereo CD player to see what happens when the little tray goes in and to see what a Ritz Crackersounds like in full digital stereophonic sound.

Festivity Level 4: Our guests have hors d'oeuvres smeared all over their naked bodies and are performing a ritual dance around the burning Christmas tree. The Stereo is missing. Groups of people are huddled naked in corners while dogs and cats are living together in mass hysteria!

I vote to keep our party somewhere around level 3, unless The Milford Police show up with Firearms, in which case we should stay at level 1 and or 2. The best way to get to level 3 however, is plenty of spiked egg-nog and/or beer.

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